A Conceit
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Imagine you’re a race car driver.
It’s more than just what you do. It's even more than a passion.
It’s who you are.
It defines you in the very fiber of your being. You feel
born to it -- a sense of Self as innate as your gender.
You ARE a race car driver.
Now, with that race car driver identity unshakably imprinted, imagine coming to slow consciousness skimming along the
stratosphere in the cockpit of a modern fighter jet.
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(The ejection handle
doesn't work.)
With
slow-dawning
awareness you
realize that you're
going to have to
fly this
contraption, so you
start fiddling
with the
unfamiliar
controls and
trying to figure
out how things
operate.
Meanwhile, the control tower -- representing
virtually everyone you know or come in contact with -- is telling
you to grab that stick and fly that plane, insisting with impervious
assurance (and occasional menace) that you're a pilot.
Fly or die.
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Of course you’ll
manage to gain
some semblance
of control of
the aircraft --
nearly all of us
do to one extent
or another --
but how well you
fly and how long
you stay aloft
depends on how
you adjust to
your predicament.
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If you're like
some of us race
car drivers,
you'll get fed
up with the
endless
awkwardness and
discomfort, so
you'll taxi your
jet to a good chop
shop and have it
modified.
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If you're
lucky enough to
get an early
start, have good
materials to
work with, and
find a masterful
craftsman, you
might wind up
with a pretty
decent machine.
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But even if the
transformation
isn't all you
might have hoped
for, statistics,
anecdotal
evidence, and my
own personal
experience offer
the hope
that you're
still going to
be a lot happier
behind a wheel
than with a
stick.
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... Okay, nix that. Transsexualism's
nothing like
that... Try
this: |

Imagine you're Cinderella with two heads...
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